How To Be A Yankee
How To Be A Yankee
1. Don't carry money This keeps you from buying anything because surely you can make do with something you have at home. If you do have to have something, someone else will pony up.
2. Get vaccinated against the fashion bug Don't buy any new clothes. That Kakhi and madras is good enough. Wear with your children's outgrown shoes.
3. Don't pay more than $2.00 for a hair cut.
4. Don't keep pets. They cost money. If you must love something- there are cats in the shed.
5. Build your own sailboat It's cheaper and you learn a trade.
6. Don't cross any bridges you'll be too far from home.
please add to my list if you wish
1. Don't carry money This keeps you from buying anything because surely you can make do with something you have at home. If you do have to have something, someone else will pony up.
2. Get vaccinated against the fashion bug Don't buy any new clothes. That Kakhi and madras is good enough. Wear with your children's outgrown shoes.
3. Don't pay more than $2.00 for a hair cut.
4. Don't keep pets. They cost money. If you must love something- there are cats in the shed.
5. Build your own sailboat It's cheaper and you learn a trade.
6. Don't cross any bridges you'll be too far from home.
please add to my list if you wish
posted by minniepeckham at 1:23 PM
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